Get this, a guy seriously put in his dating profile "Good country boy. Like Flinstone, I'll make your bedrock lol."
This guy is 30 years old, folks.
Pray for me as I dive into dating. Oy.
I may need to buy some mace.
P.S. Apparently I have a knack for identifying those Californians!
P.S.S. I may need to learn how to swim. Really swim, in the water, without drowning.